They are all around us.  Stealing our fucking oxygen and making life miserable for everyone.  You see ‘em every day.  Fat fuckin’ women who drive too fuckin’ slow. Old men who can’t see five fuckin’ feet in front of their front bumper and cut you off doing 5 fucking miles per hour.  Soccer moms with their fuckin’ cell phones glued to their ear. (Can the dumb bitches even pry them off?  Do they fuck with them next to their bobble-heads at night? I mean, WTF!?) Low-riders with their bumpers scraping the freeway. Niggerized SUVs weaving in and out of traffic with Hip Hop blasting and the punks driving them acting tough. And every one of these assholes is a threat to everyone’s life! Maybe we ought to randomly start shooting these Mo-Fo’s and make our streets safer. Just a thought.

So, I’m going around today…a little last minute christmas shopping, trying to get everything done in time.  And what do these stupid people do?  They take their sweet fuckin time doing anything.  Whether they are driving down the freeway…I mean seriously..they were going 40 in a 70 zone…what the fuck is wrong with you retards?!!!  O..and yes..lets just stand in the middle of the fuckin aisle while there are people waiting to get by..but oh no..we cant fuckin move our fat asses because the world revolves around us!!  Well guess what dipshit…this might come as news..but the world doesn’t revolve around you.  It doesn’t revolve around anyone.  Don’t be such a selfish pig assed bitch.  And get off your fucking cell phones when driving dumb asses.  Just cuz we have cell phones doesn’t mean we have to use them 24 fuckin 7.  Get a hold of yourself..step back..and say to yourself…I’m a stupid fuckin SELFISH idiot..and I need to think of others for a change.

Speaking of thinking of others…have yourselves a very Merry Christmas..(I’m not all mean ;D).  Peace folks.  Have a good one.